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McGoat’s Children’s Book “The Turd Burglar” an Unforgettable Tale of Humor and Adventure


In a world where children’s literature often follows the tried-and-true path of fantasy and adventure, author McGoat brings a breath of “fresh” air with his unconventional and humorous book, “The Turd Burglar.” With a unique perspective and a touch of silliness, he draws on his own experiences as a parent and educator to craft a story that resonates with readers of all ages. Inspired by the whimsical and curious minds of children and thier love of parks, he goes on a journey to capture their imaginations through laughter, wit, and unexpected characters.

The book takes readers on an uproarious quest through a world where poop has a surprising and essential role. Meet the mischievous Turd Burglar, a peculiar character with an insatiable appetite for dung. Whether it’s hot, cold, windy, dry, or raining, this unapologetic scavenger seeks out and collects nuggets of excrement from various diaper bins and trash cans. Any poop that doesn’t make it to the toilet can be collected to fuel the park destroying machines. The Turd Burglar, always loyal to the mischievous Dr. YUK, always delivers to the factory that relies on his precious cargo to function. Amidst the laughter, readers will find themselves pondering the unpredictable nature of life and the strange beauty that can be found in the most unexpected places.

Beyond the humor and laughter that each page brings, McGoat cleverly weaves valuable life lessons into the narrative. Through the book’s unique perspective and adventures, readers learn the importance of embracing one’s peculiarities and finding value in the things others may overlook. The story subtly encourages empathy and compassion, reminding us that everyone has a role to play in the grand scheme of life. As the Turd Burglar’s escapades unfold, readers will be left with a renewed sense of wonder and an appreciation for life’s idiosyncrasies

If you’re ready for a one-of-a-kind adventure that will have you chuckling from start to finish, “The Turd Burglar” by McGoat is the book for you! With its humor, wit, and valuable life lessons, this tale is perfect for readers of all ages. Whether you’re looking for a quirky bedtime story to share with your kids or seeking a whimsical escape from reality, “The Turd Burglar” promises to deliver.

Visit our website at to get your copy now! Enter into the world of the Turd Burglar, where laughter, curiosity, and acceptance await. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience this truly original and heartwarming story. Grab your copy and join the adventure.

The Turd Burglar by McGoat

Publisher : Your Online Publicist
Publication Date : August 2023
Pages : 32
Product Dimensions : Digest (5.5 x 8.5 in / 140 x 216)
Genre : Children’s book
Paperback ISBN : 978-1-63892-673-3
Hardcover ISBN : 978-1-63892-674-0

About the Author

McGoat is a musician, Husband, and Father of a strong intelligent Daughter born in 2011. She is the inspiration for the Turd Burglar. “The Turd Burglar” is a story he would tell to her to make using the toilet not only part of her life, but empowering as well. She, like most children at a young age, love going to the park and would do anything in their power to save the park from destruction. Thus, “The Turd Burglar” was born.

McGoat’s daughter, at the age of 11, was diagnosed with lupus nephritis and would eventually need a kidney transplant. McGoat would be the first to be tested for a match, and would be a proud kidney donor in October of 2022. He is now proud to say that they are now truly inseparable.

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