Zombie Virus Infects Apple Mobile Devices With Some Serious Fun
Most computing viruses must be avoided like a Zombie plague. They infiltrate the core computing abilities of an electronic device and render it virtually useless. But now a new viral Zombie Outbreak on iOS devices can render the player immobile for hours.
This Dead Corps Zombie Outbreak is by far the most virally infectious “fun” found inside an iPad®, iPod touch®, or iPhone® today. It will literally steal hours off a player’s life that they will happily never want to get back.
The following three distinct symptoms have been identified:
- Dry Eyes: Dead Corps Zombie Outbreak’s stunning; three-dimensional worlds with explosively vibrant colors make it difficult for a player to blink. This causes the retina and ocular nerve endings to lock into their motion. This over-stimulus in the brain can only be measured with expensive and comprehensive lab analysis, but is easily spotted by the upturned corners of an infected player’s mouth.
- Vacuum-like Environment: The excessive non-stop frenzy of Zombie blasting action causes overheating, which in turn causes the device to become slippery from sweat. With over 20 realistic weapons and endless waves of raging Zombie hordes, a vacuum-like environment results and focuses all of the player’s senses onto the device. Player’s are warned that extra precautions should be made when crossing the street.
- Disrupted Logic: Dead Corps Zombie Outbreak has been found to disrupt the logic of the player, resulting in a symbiotic relationship with the interactive nature of the game. Experts have labeled this scientific finding as “Disrupted Logic Interactive.”
There is no known cure or solution for this viral Zombie Outbreak, according to mobile gaming experts so far in what is quickly becoming known as a “Dead Corps.”
Players are being directed to the iTunes App Store: https://itunes.apple.com/ca/app/dead-corps-zombie-outbreak/id688931268?mt=8
or contact Disrupted Logic Interactive directly at http://disruptedlogic.com for viral outbreak solutions or emailing firstname.lastname@example.org for emergency help.
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